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3 chuhe ghar chhodf kar chale gaye .teen saal bad we lote,tab 2 chuhe mote ho gaye or ek patla.
dono ne bataya ki we mithai ki dukan mein gaye the ,kha-kha ke mote ho gaye
3ra bola ,main ciggrattee ki dukan mein gasya tha, patla ho gaya
itne mein ek billi aayi,to patla chuha chhup gaya aur wo do motwe choho ko kha gayi,
kuchh der bad chota chuha nikla aur bola :-HUM RED AND WHITE PINE WALON KI BAAT HI KUCHCVH AUR HAI
HIHOIHAHA......

once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!